SARAH Spark 2 runs everything our hosted Suite runs — a 9-department AI team working 24/7/365, in a single appliance on your desk. Enterprise grade, SMB budget. No internet and no external APIs required to function. $2,000 per month, financed over three years, with a 3-year Global Replacement Warranty.
The hosted Suite that runs in our Mini Data Centres also runs, in full, on the Spark 2. Every module ships with the appliance. No tiers, no upsells, no per-seat ceilings — 34,792,085 live features, connectors and APIs included.
Inbound + outbound voice. 351-voice library. 17-language real-time interpreter on the *9 prefix.
Email, WhatsApp, Telegram, SMS, webchat, LinkedIn — one thread per contact.
Tickets in your inbox — no parallel system. SLA timers, internal notes, auto-ingest from email.
Calendly-class public links + voice booking. Slot picker, reminders, calendar push.
Kanban CRM. Stages, weighted forecast, autopilot reply to deal. Retires 25+ CRM SaaS.
Invoicing, payments, expenses, auto-PAID flip. Cash-basis P&L by category.
Live dashboards across spine, voice, funnel and revenue. Sentiment trend, top intents, top contacts.
Docs, tasks, projects, team chat — Notion + Asana + Slack + Airtable in one.
Email + SMS campaigns. Gmail-API pool round-robin. Crazytel for AU SMS.
HRIS + ATS + Time + Performance. Employees, jobs, applications, reviews, timesheets.
Storefront, POS, inventory, shipping, marketplaces. One order timeline per contact.
Forms, funnels, reviews, webinars. Every submission threads to the contact spine.
Email verify, domain enrichment, affiliate partner tracking with commission ledger.
Knowledge base, NPS/CSAT, file vault, audit log, translation cache — the long tail absorbed natively.
10 industries pre-mapped: hospitality, real estate, construction, legal, healthcare, education and more.
Personal knowledge base. Every document indexed, recall by question.
One timeline per contact across every module. Salesforce's Contact 360 in one click.
Joins Meet, Zoom and Teams. Transcribes, summarises, files actions.
34,792,085 live features, connectors & APIs + 180 airline integrations — no per-connector fees.
Tuya, eWeLink, LG ThinQ, Eufy, SmartThings. "Turn off the kitchen lights."
2 x 200 Gbps carrier-grade router built into every Spark 2.
89 voice-callable tools across the suite. SARAH dispatches mid-call — one operator, one platform.
AI receptionist and orchestrator. Connects directly to your phone system — zero borrowed code.
Your Spark 2 doesn't sit alone. Every appliance on the planet meets on our Global Private Enterprise IP Network — a private fabric of orchestrators that route work, answer for each other, and keep your professional and personal life in sync no matter where you are.
Speak to your SARAH from your phone in Tokyo, your laptop in London, or your kitchen at home. Same context, same memory, same voice. The Spark 2 at home is the anchor; the fabric carries the conversation.
Your SARAH books a meeting with Michael's SARAH. Both check both calendars, both check both inboxes, both speak to both owners — signed end-to-end on the private fabric. No middleman, no SaaS scheduler.
If your home internet drops, the federation picks up. Calls route through the nearest Spark 2 PoP. Your business doesn't blink. When you come back, your appliance catches up automatically.
Owner, spouse and children identities, each with their own scope. SARAH books the school run, settles the gas bill, files your VAT, drafts the offer letter — from the same box.
PoPs in every major metro, DWDM wavelengths between them, Zero International IP Transit. Voice AI feels instant because it routes deterministic, not best-effort.
Routing is policy. EU stays in EU. AU stays in AU. KSA stays in KSA. GDPR, PIPL, DPDP, IRAP — provable by trace, not by promise.
Two NVIDIA Grace Blackwell Sparks, NVLinked into one 256 GB unified memory pool. Three language models and full streaming speech — all resident at the same time.
Every customer-facing reply — voice, chat, email — streams from the fast doer. First byte before the caller draws breath. No "please wait while the model thinks" spinner.
When the agent needs to plan, call tools, draft a quote, or chain three steps in order, the 32B reasoner takes the wheel. Resident in VRAM alongside the doer.
Contracts, audits, financial analysis, multi-document synthesis — the 72B engine handles work where depth matters more than latency. Same box, same memory pool, on demand.
| 8B doer | FP8 | ~8 GB |
| 32B reasoner | FP8 | ~32 GB |
| 72B deep reasoner | FP8 | ~76 GB |
| Streaming STT (Parakeet / Whisper-large) | FP16 | ~2 GB |
| Streaming TTS (XTTS v2 / Kokoro) | FP16 | ~2 GB |
| Resident weights | concurrent | ~120 GB |
| KV cache + batches + system headroom | ~60 GB | |
| Total used of 256 GB | ~180 GB — fits, ~76 GB free |
All five engines stay resident at once. Voice keeps streaming on the 8B while the 72B chews through a long-form analysis in the background — one appliance, two NVLinked Sparks, one unified pool. Quantize the 72B to FP4 (~36 GB) and there is room for another flagship beside it.
If anything goes wrong, anywhere in the world, a fresh Spark 2 ships to you. No tickets, no triage, no return-merchandise dance. Swap-not-repair is the model.
The warranty runs the full finance term — three years of zero-anxiety operation. Hardware, firmware and SARAH AI Suite updates are included for the lifetime of the appliance, not just the warranty period.
If your appliance misbehaves we ship you another one. Your data restores from the federation in minutes — because your neighbour Sparks already had your context warmed.
Australia, Europe, North America, GCC, South Asia, East Asia — every Spark 2 PoP doubles as a replacement depot. Door-to-door, same-week SLA in served metros.
Production hardware, not a developer kit. Production AI, not a chatbot wrapper. Production network, not a home router.
The home appliance against the hosted-SaaS-and-cloud-GPU-rental model most businesses are stuck with today.
| Capability | SARAH Spark 2 at home | SaaS sprawl + rented GPU |
|---|---|---|
| Monthly cost | $2,000 all-in, financed 36 months | $10,000-$50,000 across 50-150 SaaS bills |
| Vendors on your books | One | Fifty to one-hundred-and-fifty |
| Where the AI runs | On your desk — one box, full Suite | Someone else's data centre, per-token meter |
| Where your data sits | In your appliance + the private fabric you own | Sharded across vendors you don't control |
| Network | 2 x 200 Gbps router built-in + Global PEIPN | Public-internet egress, third-party CDN and VPN |
| Latency to AI | Sub-50 ms across the private fabric; on-device for local work | Best-effort routing; spikes during regional incidents |
| Hardware warranty | 3-year Global Replacement — swap not repair | No appliance — you don't own one |
| Federation | Talks to every other Spark 2 on Earth, signed end-to-end | Each SaaS is its own silo; integrations cost extra |
| Owner / family scope | Owner, spouse, children — one box, one household | One seat per person per SaaS, across ten SaaS |
| Updates | Zero-touch over the federation, roll-forward and roll-back | Each SaaS pushes whenever it likes; breakage is your problem |
| Sovereignty | Provable by trace — EU stays EU, AU stays AU | Promised in T&Cs; hard to audit |
The same modules, the same brain, the same 34,792,085 Enterprise Features, Connectors & APIs absorbed. Search by app name or category — each card shows the SARAH module that consolidates it.
No license tiers, no per-seat traps, no surprise overage bills at the end of the quarter.
Total over the three-year term: $72,000. A typical mid-market business pays that every few months across 50-150 SaaS subscriptions — you pay it once, over three years, for one appliance that owns the customer relationship.
The CFO test. A mid-market business that signs the Spark 2 retires fifty SaaS bills, six appliance maintenance contracts, two payroll-system migrations and one customer-data privacy headache. The line item on the books becomes $2,000 / month. The vendor count becomes one.— SARAH AI Suite, an invention of iDesks Online AI
We'll walk through your current SaaS stack, identify what the Spark 2 replaces from day one, and quote you a deployment date. Bring your bookkeeper.